Showing posts with label Patterson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Patterson. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Stale Book Review #42-44: I, Michael Bennett, Gone, Burn

I, Michael Bennett by James Patterson
Cost: $4.95US
Page Count: Some

When I sat down to write these reviews (3 for 1, right!) I skimmed through some other opinions on the internet and found that…well, just about everyone hates I, Michael Bennett.  Seems a little rough, but to each their own.

There is NOTHING better than a book written by James Patterson to break you of a serious reading slump.  His books are literary popcorn.  Page after page read and gone before you can blink an eye.  I, Michael Bennett is another one of his speed-readers.

I dislike the premise of the Bennett series from the start.  Mainly it had to do with the 10 kids, dead wife, grandfather priest, and hot nanny - thing.  So, I reluctantly picked up I, Michael Bennett and gave it a whirl.  It wasn't too bad.

Let's start at the beginning.  Warning, spoilers abound…because, well, I just don't care about you or your feelings.  So, Michael Bennett, a NYC detective collars a real bad guy, Mexican drug lord Manuel Perrine.  This is apparently a big deal and feather in the cap of Bennett.  Until, things go haywire.

Bennett's good friend gets shot and all hell breaks loose because Perrine really, really does not want to be in jail.

Meanwhile, in Upstate New York, hot nanny has the kids and the priest on a little family summer vacation.  Bennett joins when he can…with the trial going on in the city, it's tough.  So, the family has having a great time in a cabin near a town where tough times have fallen.  Once an idyllic rural town, drugs and gangs have taken over…welcome to America, Mr. Patterson.

Here's the rest:  2 of Bennett's kids get shot because they were trying to get some poontang.  Bennett gets pissed.  Bennett is also working with an old (hot) friend on the Perrine case because she is a DA. Back and forth between vacation and work for Michael.  Drug gangs in Smalltown USA are paid by Perrine's people to get Bennett.  Doesn't work.  Bennett clears the gangs with the help of the local police force and Perrine escapes during his trial.  Then…Bennett and his brood must relocate with the help of the US Marshal Service.  Witness protection, baby!

Since you are getting 3 reviews in 1 these will be quick…Patterson-style.
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Gone by James Patterson
Cost: $2.95US
Page Count: Some

Gone picks up right where I, Michael Bennett leaves off.  The Bennett gang has been moved out to Northern California to a farm. The kids, predictably, both love and hate it.  Hot nanny really loves it as she was raised on a farm.  Priest doesn't give a shit.

But Bennett, HATES it.  No policing to be done.

Perrine has people out to find and kill Bennett because he hates him, of course.  Thus begins a game of hide and seek.  Bennett is homeschooling the family and Gone deals a lot with the dynamics of the family unit.  This was boring to we.  Who cares, really?

A friendly pot farmer nearby is introduced (then killed).  He seems cool.

Perrine's folks finally find Bennett's group and perform a raid while Bennett is gone consulting with the FBI and another hot female.  Kind of predictable.

Anyway, Bennett rushes back to find dead people and no family.  Where are they?  With the kindly pot farmer, of course.  Pot guy has a sweet underground bunker and has everyone safe.  Then…he gets killed trying to save the day.  Who says potheads don't have an industrious streak?

The US then raids Perrine's compound in Mexico and that fucker is killed dead.

The Bennett's can now go back to NYC.  Yay.
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Burn by James Patterson
Cost: $3.95US
Page Count: Some

So, I read these three right in a row.  This is something I hardly ever do and I wish I would have stopped with Gone.  But, no.  Burn was in the bargain bin so I had to keep going.

Anyway, the Bennett's are now back to their old lives in NYC.  Kids are in school. Hot nanny and Bennett are heating things up…a little.  Bennett is back to work.  Sort of.

Bennett has been reassigned and is disappointed.  He has been put with a ragtag community policing division and things couldn't be more dull.

That is until Bennett is asked to consult on some major jewel heists.  This is cool…I like a good jewel heist.  However, this part of the story falls flat.  Bummer.

Now for the cannibalism.

Apparently, there is a section of the upper crust of society that enjoys eating people. Neat.  Bennett and his team get on this case…due mainly to some burned building.  Anyway, Bennett turns his little unit of miscreant cops into a crime fighting machine.  That's nice.

Police work ensues and Bennett and his crew figure it all out.

The end.

Wish I had not have read this one.

Friday, December 28, 2012

Stale Book Review #10 - Run For Your Life

Run For Your Life by James Patterson & Michael Ledwidge
Cost: $1.25US
Page Count: 373

James Patterson doesn't do long chapters.  I actually appreciate this.  A reader can seemingly plow through numerous chapters in one sitting and feel like he/she has actually accomplished some real reading.  So, I turn to Patterson when I feel like reading something light and just don't have the attention span to tackle any tougher writers.  James Patterson books are kind of like the book equivalent of a sit-com.

However, Patterson can also hook you with characters.  Where other writers fall so absurdly short with their character development, he can actually draw you into really knowing his characters in just a few words.  I actually envy his character writing.  Note:  I am not going to give credit to Mr. Ledwidge, who I'm sure is a quality writer, in this short post.  Sorry Mike.

Anyway, Run For Your Life begins with the reader getting to know Detective Michael Bennett and his huge motherfucking family.  Seriously, dude has ten kids.  That's outrageous.  Plus, we learn early on that his wife had passed away a year earlier.  Sucks to be a widower and have a hive of children to tend.  Bennett luckily has the help of an Irish chick, Mary Catherine.  Who must be some sort of saint.

Bennett is tracking a mastermind criminal known as The Teacher.  The criminal is killing all kinds of uppity-up people in NYC and slaughtering them one by one.  This is putting the whole city in a bit of unease. The police commish and the like have pegged Bennett as the one to lead the task force against The Teacher.  His team searches for the killer valiantly only to have the dude murder even more folks.  Eventually, they catch up to him and Bennett (the Hero!) takes him down.

Which leads to my major fault with the book:  the ending.  Seriously, how the fuck does a Cessna get shot down by a military jet and the protagonist survives?  This is a bullshit ending.  It sucked, for reals.  Maybe Patterson let Ledwidge write the ending, or something.  But, it was a real let down.  The story built up at a pretty nice pace only to end in a steaming turd.  

All in all, Run For Your Life is a good, quick read.  Now, Bennett won't be taking over as Patterson's cash-cow any time soon.  Alex Cross, you are safe.  But, I could definitely see the Michael Bennett saga taking place again.  Hellooooo sequels.  Hell, there probably are sequels by now.  I'm just too lazy to look 'em up.

*Edit:  Just looked on JP's website and this is actually the 2nd Bennett book.  And yes, there are more.